Thanks BP
 Sunburned Seagulls
 Fishermen
 Goodbye Jellyfish
 No More Katrina
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Sunburned SeagullsThe first of a series of mock advertisement images. The point is not to just make fun of BP's woefully bad press handling, its also to make fun of how corporations could spin things. 
FishermenNot sure what they'd catch, maybe tuna pre-packed in oil. But the picture of the fishing boat bolsters the brand.. BP helping fisherman. Nice! 
Goodbye JellyfishIt may not be PC, but people don't like jellyfish and sharks. Don't worry, I'll go there with a picture of kids by the water eventually. "Your kids are safe by the ocean now..." 
No More KatrinaWhy shouldn't BP exploit Katrina for points? Everyone else did. My website prevents more Katrinas. You should visit it every day! 
VoteCome on BP! The critics will hate you for the obvious bribe, but it's a good one. Too bad you sold so many of your gas stations. |