2000 Calories in a Dodge Dakota
 Dodge and Angus
 The Angus
 The French Fries
 Dodge and Wendy's
 Wendy's Chicken
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Dodge and AngusIn this year of apocolypse and hunger I set out for 2000 calories, for the Golden Arches, and made a shrine on our Dakota, of the Angus Value Meal. Note that in this shrine image, the soda hides in embarrasement behind the fries, owing to its size. Ignore the communists! Bring back the supersize drink, McDondald's! 
The AngusThis is the Angus, a fine burger. Of the three McDonald's Angus burgers, we find our favorite to be the mushroom and swiss, a worthy food by any measure. Corporate food research scientists, you have nailed my demographic cluster stomach! The Angus RULES! 
The French FriesProtest has ruined the golden days of the supersize cooked in beef fat fries in the styrofoam container, but McDonald's still manages to keep freedom fries at the top of the line in this sadly political time. 
Dodge and Wendy'sI then travelled to Wendy's, Dodge and I. Witness my shrine of the new chicken dish and Dakota. Those giant chicken chunks do nice justice to the V6 engine planted below it. 
Wendy's ChickenUnable to match the chili in genius for seemingly recycled food, Wendy's sauce coated chicken nuggets breading conflicts with the sauce, undermining the experience. Big Dave, we miss you! |